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"Hi, You Look Lonely!" Check Out This 21 WOMEN SNAPPY COMEBACKS

21 WOMEN #SNAPPY_COMEBACKS

---------[1]

MAN: "Hi, you look lonely!"
WOMAN: "Yes, am rehearsing for an Internally Displaced Persons' advert."

---------[2]

MAN: "Is this seat empty?"
WOMAN: "Yes, and this one will be too if you seat down."

---------[3]

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
WOMAN: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VCT clinic."

---------[4]

MAN: "I think I've seen you someplace before!"
WOMAN: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

---------[5]

MAN:
"So, wanna go to my place ?
WOMAN: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock ?"

---------[6]

MAN: "Your place or mine ?"
WOMAN: "Both. - You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

---------[7]

MAN: "Are you single?"
WOMAN: "Yah, as long as my husband is not polygamous."

---------[8]

MAN: "How do you like your eggs in the morning ?"
WOMAN: "Unfertilized !"

---------[9]

MAN: "Okay, I'd like to call you. What's your number ?"
WOMAN: "It's in the phonebook."

---------[10]

MAN: "But I don't know your name."
WOMAN: "That's in the phonebook too."

---------[11]

MAN: "Under which category ?"
WOMAN: "The Roman alphabets."

---------[12]

MAN: "So what do you do with your life ?"
WOMAN: "I breathe."

---------[13]

MAN: "Well I mean, what do you do for a living ?"
WOMAN: "I'm a female impersonator."

---------[14]

MAN: "How old are you ?"
WOMAN: "I'm still new. Are you buying old ones ?"

---------[15]

MAN: "I'm serious!"
WOMAN: "I'm impressed."

---------[16]

MAN: "You're rude! What sign were you born under ?"
WOMAN: "No Parking."

---------[17]

MAN: "Can't we take this conversation a level higher ?"
WOMAN: "No, am scared of heights."

---------[18]

MAN: "Hey, baby, what's your sign ?"
WOMAN: "DO NOT ENTER."

---------[19]

MAN: "Come on, we're both here at the bar for the same reason."
WOMAN: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

---------[20]

MAN: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
WOMAN: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing."

---------[21]

MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you.
WOMAN: How nice... Please go now and stay there !


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