21 WOMEN #SNAPPY_COMEBACKS
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MAN: "Hi, you look lonely!"
WOMAN: "Yes, am rehearsing for an Internally Displaced Persons' advert."
---------[2]
MAN: "Is this seat empty?"
WOMAN: "Yes, and this one will be too if you seat down."
---------[3]
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
WOMAN: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VCT clinic."
---------[4]
MAN: "I think I've seen you someplace before!"
WOMAN: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
---------[5]
MAN: "So, wanna go to my place ?
WOMAN: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock ?"
---------[6]
MAN: "Your place or mine ?"
WOMAN: "Both. - You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
---------[7]
MAN: "Are you single?"
WOMAN: "Yah, as long as my husband is not polygamous."
---------[8]
MAN: "How do you like your eggs in the morning ?"
WOMAN: "Unfertilized !"
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MAN: "Okay, I'd like to call you. What's your number ?"
WOMAN: "It's in the phonebook."
---------[10]
MAN: "But I don't know your name."
WOMAN: "That's in the phonebook too."
---------[11]
MAN: "Under which category ?"
WOMAN: "The Roman alphabets."
---------[12]
MAN: "So what do you do with your life ?"
WOMAN: "I breathe."
---------[13]
MAN: "Well I mean, what do you do for a living ?"
WOMAN: "I'm a female impersonator."
---------[14]
MAN: "How old are you ?"
WOMAN: "I'm still new. Are you buying old ones ?"
---------[15]
MAN: "I'm serious!"
WOMAN: "I'm impressed."
---------[16]
MAN: "You're rude! What sign were you born under ?"
WOMAN: "No Parking."
---------[17]
MAN: "Can't we take this conversation a level higher ?"
WOMAN: "No, am scared of heights."
---------[18]
MAN: "Hey, baby, what's your sign ?"
WOMAN: "DO NOT ENTER."
---------[19]
MAN: "Come on, we're both here at the bar for the same reason."
WOMAN: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
---------[20]
MAN: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
WOMAN: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing."
---------[21]
MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you.
WOMAN: How nice... Please go now and stay there !
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---------[1]
MAN: "Hi, you look lonely!"
WOMAN: "Yes, am rehearsing for an Internally Displaced Persons' advert."
---------[2]
MAN: "Is this seat empty?"
WOMAN: "Yes, and this one will be too if you seat down."
---------[3]
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
WOMAN: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VCT clinic."
---------[4]
MAN: "I think I've seen you someplace before!"
WOMAN: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
---------[5]
MAN: "So, wanna go to my place ?
WOMAN: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock ?"
---------[6]
MAN: "Your place or mine ?"
WOMAN: "Both. - You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
---------[7]
MAN: "Are you single?"
WOMAN: "Yah, as long as my husband is not polygamous."
---------[8]
MAN: "How do you like your eggs in the morning ?"
WOMAN: "Unfertilized !"
---------[9]
MAN: "Okay, I'd like to call you. What's your number ?"
WOMAN: "It's in the phonebook."
---------[10]
MAN: "But I don't know your name."
WOMAN: "That's in the phonebook too."
---------[11]
MAN: "Under which category ?"
WOMAN: "The Roman alphabets."
---------[12]
MAN: "So what do you do with your life ?"
WOMAN: "I breathe."
---------[13]
MAN: "Well I mean, what do you do for a living ?"
WOMAN: "I'm a female impersonator."
---------[14]
MAN: "How old are you ?"
WOMAN: "I'm still new. Are you buying old ones ?"
---------[15]
MAN: "I'm serious!"
WOMAN: "I'm impressed."
---------[16]
MAN: "You're rude! What sign were you born under ?"
WOMAN: "No Parking."
---------[17]
MAN: "Can't we take this conversation a level higher ?"
WOMAN: "No, am scared of heights."
---------[18]
MAN: "Hey, baby, what's your sign ?"
WOMAN: "DO NOT ENTER."
---------[19]
MAN: "Come on, we're both here at the bar for the same reason."
WOMAN: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
---------[20]
MAN: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
WOMAN: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked I'd probably die laughing."
---------[21]
MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you.
WOMAN: How nice... Please go now and stay there !
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