Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

The Atheist and the Little Girl

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to play Sudoku on her phone,
replied to the total stranger,
"And what would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist as he smiled self-righteously.
"How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell,
or no life after death?"

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics
but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass, Right?
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while the cow rolls out a flat patty,
but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell,
or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

…and she went back to playing with her phone.