#14_COMMANDMENTS to Live by - (Woman)

Woman - Thou art Loosed! 

1. A relation-Ship is for two people -- extra relations will sink the Ship.
2. Don’t look in the mirror and see yourself as fat – be content that you’re just easier to be seen.
3.  If weight is your issue, be happy now as the Police data shows that heavier people are hard to kidnap.
4. Do not smoke. Wine and dine once awhile -- occasionally drink a glass of water simply to surprise your liver.
5.  If you missed hitting the Gym today, don’t be stressed. Just hit the person who gives you stress!
6.  Life is too short to be in constant worry. Brush your teeth, apply lip-gloss and smile without restraint – if you feel terrific, notify your face.
7. Make your marriage work for you; like a Workshop -- the hubby works hard and the wife shops!
8. Treat every man in your life like computer hardware – he cannot function properly without software!
9. And remember, the road to your success is full of unmarked signs put up by men.
10. Don’t complain of having nothing to wear – he beyond question loves you naked – it’s the society that would think you’re nuts – but wait! Did you get hitched to the society?
11. Every man has a constitutional right to be a jackass as long as you know when the statute of limitations runs out.
12. If God shuts one door, He opens another -- If it’s a man shutting your doors, acquire your own keys.
    
    And the mother charming script here is; 
13. Don’t fear getting married just because you've witnessed too many marriages messed up. Hundreds of people die every day in road accidents, but we don’t fear riding in cars.
    
    Lastly memorize this; 
14. Unless you are waiting for Jesus, there is NO rich, perfect, tall, handsome, dark man. 
    Whoever phrased that arrangement was referring to a man in the Bible stories. 

And this is for the lover in you.

The more you give, the more you receive

The more you receive, the more you get 

If you give your woman a house, she’ll make a home

If you give her food, she’ll make you a meal

If you give her your seed, she’ll make you a child

And if you give her hope, what do you expect ?

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