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It Just Happened On Her Birthday .................................................................................................................................................................................................. As news-reels roll away from the billows of smoke rising from the tragic mall, darkening hopes of friends and families still missing loved ones despite renting the cold Monday evening scene; and hope, faith or breaking-news leave them without motion or change as more fatalities begin to emerge when a man succumbed to his injuries. But before being admitted to the hospital, he had asked the nurse to call his daughter. He explained, "You see, I live alone and she is the only family I have." The nurse went to phone the daughter, who happened to be celebrating her birthday and she excused herself from her friends, as she had also earlier tried calling emergency lines to inquire about her daddy. The nurse quickly relayed daddy's message. The...

Woman - Thou art Loosed!  A relation-Ship is for two people -- extra relations will sink the Ship. Don’t look in the mirror and see yourself as fat – be content that you’re just easier to be seen.  If weight is your issue, be happy now as the Police data shows that heavier people are hard to kidnap. Do not smoke. Wine and dine once awhile -- occasionally drink a glass of water simply to surprise your liver.  If you missed hitting the Gym today, don’t be stressed. Just hit the person who gives you stress!  Life is too short to be in constant worry. Brush your teeth, apply lip-gloss and smile without restraint – if you feel terrific, notify your face. Make your marriage work for you; like a Workshop -- the hubby works hard and the wife shops! Treat every man in your life like computer hardware – he cannot function properly without software! And remember, the road to your success is full of unmarked signs put up by men. Don’t complain of having nothing ...

21 WOMEN #SNAPPY_COMEBACKS --------- [1] MAN: "Hi, you look lonely!" WOMAN: "Yes, am rehearsing for an Internally Displaced Persons' advert." --------- [2] MAN: "Is this seat empty?" WOMAN: "Yes, and this one will be too if you seat down." --------- [3] Man: "Haven't we met before?" WOMAN: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VCT clinic." --------- [4] MAN: "I think I've seen you someplace before!" WOMAN: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore." --------- [5] MAN: "So, wanna go to my place ? WOMAN: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock ?" --------- [6] MAN: "Your place or mine ?" WOMAN: "Both. - You go to yours and I'll go to mine." --------- [7] MAN: "Are you single?" WOMAN: "Yah, as long as my husband is not polygamous." --------- [8] MAN: "How do...

How to Bargain with a Kenyan Thief Withdraw | Read » Share » Tweet » ReTweet » SMS » M-Pesa » Post » Do whatever You can... LoL! » Just Do It! "Lipa na Mpesa" Benson Kariuki of 0723587757. He stole money from me and is absolutely confident that I will never find him. #MPesatheft is rampant in Kenya and there seems to be no way to stop it. Safaricom previously implemented automatic transaction reversals when a customer reported  having sent money to the wrong number, but our ingenious thieves then started recalling money they had paid to merchants and Safaricom had to stop the service. The thugs won….I don’t think so!!! BECAUSE,  you and I are about to do something about this menace. You have, at least once, sent money to the wrong number. Before this incident, I had too. I accidentally bought someone phone credit worth 200/-. I texted said person and asked them politely to return the money. I got no reply, and at t...

The Atheist and the Little Girl An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to play Sudoku on her phone , replied to the total stranger, "And what would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist as he smiled self-righteously. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass, Right? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while the cow rolls out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I...