Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o: A Giant of African Writing

TEN WORDS WOMEN USE... Men Think its Attitude.

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1. "Fine" : This is the word women use to end an argument - when they know they're right, they love you, and you need to shut up.
2. "Five Minutes" : If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. Five minutes is only 5 minutes, unless you've just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around in the house.
3. "Nothing" : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. But if truth be told, she really wants to kick some butt.
4. "Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. (DARE YOU!) Just Don't Do It.
5.  "Loud Sigh" : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men (Men think its 'Airtime'). Hell no! A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. 
   (If her nostrils flare.., Refer back to #3] She cannot be wasting her oxygen for Nothing!)
6. "That's Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. "Thanks" : A woman is thanking you ? Well, do not question, or faint! Just say you're welcome. (Allow me to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot"- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome"... That will fetch on a 'whatever').
8. "Whatever" : Now, this is a woman's way of saying... Go to Hell!
   And if you don't know how to go to hell.... then..., "Whatever!"
9. "Mschhhhh!" : Yes! That Nigerian-extended 'click-sound' to show she's not angry but pissed off in away. A woman would unleash this when guys act like assholes in front of their friends, and when you’re alone you act like sweetheart.”
10. "Don't worry about it, I got it" : Another dodgy statement, meaning there's something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. "Never bother" is its relative. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' And for her woman response, refer to #3. 
    
    
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