TEN WORDS WOMEN USE... Men Think its Attitude.
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- "Fine" :
This is the word women use to end an argument - when they know they're
right, they love you, and you need to shut up.
- "Five
Minutes" : If she is getting
dressed, that means half an hour. Five minutes is only 5 minutes, unless
you've just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping
around in the house.
- "Nothing" :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. But
if truth be told, she really wants to kick some butt.
- "Go Ahead" : This is a dare, not permission. (DARE YOU!) Just Don't Do It.
- "Loud
Sigh" : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men (Men think
its 'Airtime'). Hell no! A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you
about nothing.
(If her nostrils flare.., Refer back to #3] She cannot be wasting her oxygen for Nothing!) - "That's
Okay" : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- "Thanks" :
A woman is thanking you ? Well, do not question, or faint! Just say you're
welcome. (Allow me to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says
"Thanks a lot"- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome"... That will fetch on a
'whatever').
- "Whatever" :
Now, this is a woman's way of saying... Go to Hell!
And if you don't know how to go to hell.... then..., "Whatever!" - "Mschhhhh!" :
Yes! That Nigerian-extended 'click-sound' to show she's not angry but
pissed off in away. A woman would unleash this when guys act like assholes
in front of their friends, and when you’re alone you act like sweetheart.”
- "Don't
worry about it, I got it" : Another dodgy statement, meaning there's something a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. "Never bother" is its relative. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's wrong?' And for her woman response, refer to #3. ......................................................................
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