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Dear Wife - [BEST DIVORCE LETTER] Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. The last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last I could take. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, I‘d cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t even want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. You’re either cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your Ex-Husband PS: Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to the Coast together! Have a great life! <<- RESPONSE from wife ->> Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. ...

Wife (Kelly)'s Photo Carrying Former Marine Hubby Goes Viral! Jesse Cottle lost his legs in Afghanistan We both believe that the husband – he’s the man – he’s the head of the household, but it’s also perfectly OK for the ladies to kind of support the man and carry the man both physically and figuratively SAN DIEGO, Calif. - A photo of a Marine's wife holding her wounded husband may look like a symbolic gesture or something grand and intended for viral status, but as Jesse Cottle stated in San Diego, that sometimes it is just how they get around. He and his wife, Kelly, were having photos taken during a family weekend in Idaho when everyone gathered in the water. Jesse, a double amputee, then took off his prosthetic legs and hopped on Kelly's back so she could carry him in. They had no idea what would happen when the photo was posted online to Facebook. "Everything just kept skyrocketing," said Jesse. "And we were just astounded." J...

A Letter to Kenyans Abroad A letter to Kenyans Abroad Posted in: Life & people     132 Comments share share share share Dear Diaspora. There is this time I walked into this shoe shop in Dublin, Ireland. It was winter and cold as a hyena’s snout. I had on this hoodie with “Safaricom” emblazoned on its front in green. So, there I was checking out these shoe when I heard someone ask, “Wewe ni Mkenya?” I looked up to find this grinning miro guy. I said, yes, I was Kenyan. Boy, was he happy to make my acquaintance! He bear hugged me, which is something I try to reserve for the opposite sex. He then rattled on, asking about home and how it was “back there.” Asking about politics and things. He told me he watched Citizen news online most of the time, but that still left him shelled with homesickness. He lived in Northern Ireland, wh...

TEN WORDS WOMEN USE... Men Think its Attitude.   Must Read...     "Fine"  : This is the word women use to end an argument - when they know they're right, they love you, and you need to shut up. "Five Minutes"  : If she is getting dressed, that means half an hour. Five minutes is only 5 minutes, unless you've just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around in the house. "Nothing"  : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. But if truth be told, she really wants to kick some butt. "Go Ahead"  : This is a dare, not permission. (DARE YOU!) Just Don't Do It.  "Loud Sigh"  : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men (Men think its 'Airtime'). Hell no! A loud sigh means she thi...

MEN NEVER PAY ATTENTION… "To women issues" In a Local Hospital, a gentleman made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it was always occupied. A nurse noticed his tight spot, and approached him. "Sir," she reached out, "You may use the ladies room, if you promise not to touch any of the [Buttons] on the wall." He obliged and did what he needed to, but as he sat there occupied with relief, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was Identified by letters: [WW], [WA], [PP] and a red one labeled [ATR]... And so he thought, “who would know if I touched them?” He couldn't resist... He sheepishly pushed [WW]... Without delay, [Warm Water] started spraying gently upon his bottom. ‘Gush’! What a nice feeling, he thought. “Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.” Looking forward to more pleasure, he pushed the [WA] button… [Warm Air] replaced the Warm Water, gently drying his underside. ...