A Horse Called MARYLOU

– A ‘Horse’ Called “Marylou”

Laughter is the best medicine

A Man was sitting quietly reading his paper
one Saturday morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
and the wife busy doing laundry - when she suddenly STOPS,
sneaks up behind him and slaps him on the back of his head with
a frying pan -

MAN: “What the heck was that for?”
WIFE: “What the heck is this piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Marylou written on it for?
MAN: Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races at Ngong?
Marylou was one of the best horses I placed a bet on.”

The wife looked all satisfied, composes, apologizes, and goes off to do chores around the house.

3 days later the man is once again sitting in his favorite couch watching the news bulletin
and the wife this time not hiding her rage, burst out and smacks the right-side of his head with his phone.

MAN: “Ouch…! My phone!! What was that for this time…?”
WIFE: “Your horse phoned.”

…………………………………………………..

:: The man looked all mesmerized, composes, apologizes, and goes on to collect phone pieces around the house.
.~

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