The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa –
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe –
well-developed and open to trade,
especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain –
very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece -
Open, gently aging, but still warm and desirable to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past...

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel –
has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice,
and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada –
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet – wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of all ages….
She’s full of adventurous tales and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran –
careless, aggressive and ruled by a couple of nuts.